
Like most hockey games I've attended, I'm into the game for the first quarter. Then I get restless. I don't want to say bored, because I don't get bored. I would say it's more... ready for a scenery change. This is usually when I start people watching. Sadly, Barons aren't drawing a huge crowd to their events.
Since attendance was low, I decided to look over the program. FOLKS, I have riveting news. After scanning the program, I quickly realized that OKC has recruited some very good looking hockey players....



Of course, there were more cute players but I do not have the patience for copying each of their pictures. Sorry.
I would like it noted that a hockey player fits my dating criteria. If anyone is wondering. First, they have health insurance. You know hockey players have good health insurance. I bet they have good dental too. Second, they're breathing. Third, they enjoy sporting events. I bet these guys enjoy going to Thunder games and other sporting events. I'm sure if they were invited to an OU/KU basketball game they wouldn't reply....I can't because I don't think I'll have enough time to get really. Of course, this is just an hypothetical example. This has never happened to me in real life, never.
If anyone knows where the hockey players hang out, let me know. I would like to meet a couple, or just one. I'd be ok with just meeting one hockey player.