1. Jessica Simpson is pregnant again.
2. Powerball jackpot is up to $500 million.
3. Don't bother buying a ticket because you will not win. According to CNN, your chances are 1 and 175,223,510.
4. It's reported that no one was shot, stabbed, or slashed in NYC on Monday.
5. I have a crockpot that needs to be scrubbed. Any takers?