Brilliant Idea # 71

Blogger World, sometimes I have brilliant ideas. I mean, brilliant. For instance, two years ago I came up with Brilliant Idea # 63. This was a time in my life when I was tired of buying my friends wedding presents. I guess you could say I started to panic when I realized I may never get married, which shattered my dream of registering for wedding presents at Pottery Barn and William Sonoma. With Brilliant Idea # 63, I declared that on my 30th birthday I was registering for all the cool bedroom/kitchen things at Pottery Barn and William Sonoma! It really is a brilliant idea; a pretty selfish idea, but brilliant.

This weekend Brilliant Idea # 71 took place. Brilliant Idea # 71 is Sister #1 and I's Second Chance Party. Second Chance party is where our guest bring their crappy Christmas presents, and we play Dirty Santa with everyone's presents. See, I said it was a Brilliant Idea. It really should have a higher ranking on the Brilliant Idea Scale, but there's been so many Brilliant Ideas it had to settle for # 71. Sorry sidetracked! So this year, I received my best present yet. Blogger World, look at the present I walked away with this year:

Pretty cool, huh? It's a reindeer that poops out jelly beans. You better believe I had fun playing with this toy. By the end of the night, I was launching poop half way across the room. I'm thinking this toy will keep me entertained all year!