This is not how I like to start my Monday morning. I do not appreciate reading my favorite waste of time website, People.com, to discover my precious Michael Buble is engaged. I mean, look at her, she's not even pretty. Ok fine she's beautiful, which is fitting since he's beautiful. Blogger World, now who am I suppose to marry? There's no hope for me! I will remain single for life, just cast me aside. Oh, this world is so cruel.