Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Letter from OK Chick

Dear Self,
It's a new year. It's time to get back into shape, hardcore shape. No more excuses. No more, I'm too tired to go to aerobics because I've worked 12 hours. Self, need I remind you that shopping for bigger clothes is NO FUN!!! Now, get to aerobics or on the treadmill. You'll thank me later, like around spring.
Self

Dear Ryan Reynolds,
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm single, your single. We can make this work. I just posted about moving to a big city. I can move to your big city. It's not a problem. Plus, I love Canada. Go Canada! True I have never been to Canada, but really, how bad can it be? It's the home of Shania Twain and Wayne Gretzky. They seem like great people. I see this working out. I really do.
XOXO,
OK Chick

Dear Cute High School Girl from Church,
Thanks for the tip about Jeggings. Right after church, I purchased some at Old Navy. They fit, and even look good on me. I now appear to be cool and stylish. I feel that Rachel Zoe would be proud, even if I can't watch her anymore.
Thank you,
OK Chick

Dear Cox Cable,
Bring back Bravo. I need the channel back. I only have 25 freaking channels. COME ON! Don't make me get mean. I can and will bust out some of my Jazzercise boxing moves.
I refuse to just listen to the channel, I want to see the people on the channel.
An unsatisfied Customer,
OK Chick

Dear Blogger World,
Did you know today is 1/11/11? I didn't until right now. Isn't something great suppose to happen on this date? No? I felt I read or heard that fact. Well, I'll let you know what happens to me.
Curious,
OK Chick

Well folks that's all the letter I have for today. Until next time....

7 comments:

Renee said...

I need to get back to the gym too, but now my excuse is that it's too busy from all the resolutioners. ;o)

I saw at the check out stands that Ryan is now dating Sandra Bullock. Course we know how true that is...they probably were just seen at an award thingy saying hi. :p

I'm glad you found some of those jegging that work for you. I had written them all off as a bad deal. I'll have to see if DD is interested...I need more time at the gym.

it appears that my cable took away one of our PBS stations! I don't get that as they don't pay for pbs. sigh

and even though I switched the date on my calendar, it did NOT occur to me that's what today's date is. I'm so outta the loop.

Julie m. said...

Great post! Let me know if Ryan gets back to you, I don't know how he could resist after that fabulous letter! I need to get back to the gym too. If this ice and snow would just melt, I might actually be able to get out of the house and attempt it.

How are things going over in your neck of the woods?

OK Chick said...

Renee-I find that odd that your cable company took away one of your PBS channels. Why are they taking away educational programs?

Julie- Things have been good, just busy. However, everyone is busy so I guess nothing new to report. :)
Always a good thing.

Wa Wa Waughs said...

I could've written that first one to myself, too. Have put off the diet plan since my daughter is still here on Christmas break till Martin Luther King day. Crazy long break!

Gena said...

Please post a picture of your jeggings. I have got to see how these things are supposed to work.

Bone said...

I refuse to just listen to the channel, I want to see the people on the channel.

I don't know which I found funnier. This, or the letter to the high school girl from church. Very funny.

Oh, how I had missed Letters From OKC.

Tarren and Erin said...

I too would like to see the jeggings and know what helpful tip the high school girl gave you. I am always in need of fashion advice.