This morning, I was browsing US Magazine.com's pictures. For some reason I feel the need to look at People.com and US Magazine.com every morning. It's kind of annoying, because it's a waste of time and brain cells, and I have to work hard to keep all my brain cells. But to be fair, I'm only doing this while my computer programs are loading. I use quite a few programs in a given day. I do. I'm important at work! I AM dang it. Anyway, on US Magazine I noticed a headline about Natalie Portman. In bold black text it said:
Pregnant Natalie Portman: I'm Excited to Get Fat!
Please raise your hand if you believe this statement? And, raise your hand if you have the sudden erg to punch the computer screen, the nearest person around you, or Natalie Portman? No? Sorry, maybe it's just me. But I find this statement annoying and very fake. Is it just me?
Now, I just read that Kate Hudson and her Muse rocker boyfriend are expecting a child. Also, Owen Wilson and whoever he's dating are expecting. Do these people not know about birth control? Good grief. I need to read something stable, like MSN.Money.