Again, lunch partners were MIA, which means lunch at the mall.
You are right, yesterday I went to the mall during lunch too. No, I don't feel bad about two shopping lunches.
Today's lunch adventure takes place at American Eagle. I normally do not shop at American Eagle. Why? Well, I'm 29 years old, and not a size 2. Important reasons for why I do not step foot in the store. It's up there with Abercrombie.
However, the huge red sale sign at American Eagle caught my eye and begged me to enter the teenybopper store.
To my surprise I found something that fit over my thigh. And since I'm shallow and care about size, I bought the medium size jumper. It's cute. It's on sale. I will look good wearing it to a BBQ with Pistol Pete. All these things are factors are why I purchased the medium jumper.
I was feeling pretty cool when I got up to the register. I'm still able to fit into American Eagle clothes, and I still look good in American Eagle clothes.
Oh wait it gets better...
The underage cutie that was checking me out. No, he was checking me out at the cash register, not checking me out. Gosh! Anyway, he said the cutest thing to me.
He said...here's a coupon for you to use when you come do your back to school shopping.
Excuse me? Back to school shopping? Oh that's cute!
Underage cutie, I would totally give you a fat tip if we were at an eating establishment. But we're not, so you just get a smile from me. Underage cutie please know you made my day. Possibly my week.