I'm being pimped out again.
My cube neighbor is pimping me out to one of his softball friends. We will call this guy Pistol Pete, because he is a big OSU fan.
Pistol Pete seems like a nice guy, and fun to be around. Of course, we've only made facebook contact.
I've come to terms that facebook is the new way of dating. It sucks. I don't like facebook'ing.
I'd rather meet someone face-to-face. I don't like involving the computer. I don't need to involve a computer. I'm more charming in person.
Wednesday morning I was sending Pistol Pete a rather lengthy message. I was half way finished with my message when I realized something. I realized a few months ago, I'd sent the exact message to RR.
The realization annoyed me, so I did something brilliant. I saved the message in a word document with the title: About Me. Now, when I'm being pimped out, I have a go-to message. I mean, all potential dating facebook messages start out the same. What do you do? Do you like sports? What TV shows do you watch? Blah, blah!
I told you my idea was brilliant. It's Brilliant Idea #92.
You know, I'm a pretty brilliant person. I should try to squeeze this charactertist in my About Me document.
Blogger World, I have no exciting information about Pistol Pete. I'm sure we'll go on a date in June, because that's my life. Zero flexibility. Yes, I realize this might be ONE reason why I'm still single. No need to leave a comment. My coworkers inform me of this daily.
However, since it's Hot Guy a Day in the Month of May, I feel obligated to leave Pistol Pete as today's hottie.
Oh, you thought I was going to give you a picture of the man behind the nickname? Folks, that's wrong on every level. You know I cannot post pictures of people unless they are on People of Walmart.