Friday, May 14, 2010

Brilliant Idea #92

I'm being pimped out again.

My cube neighbor is pimping me out to one of his softball friends. We will call this guy Pistol Pete, because he is a big OSU fan.

Pistol Pete seems like a nice guy, and fun to be around. Of course, we've only made facebook contact.

I've come to terms that facebook is the new way of dating. It sucks. I don't like facebook'ing.

I'd rather meet someone face-to-face. I don't like involving the computer. I don't need to involve a computer. I'm more charming in person.

Wednesday morning I was sending Pistol Pete a rather lengthy message. I was half way finished with my message when I realized something. I realized a few months ago, I'd sent the exact message to RR.

The realization annoyed me, so I did something brilliant. I saved the message in a word document with the title: About Me. Now, when I'm being pimped out, I have a go-to message. I mean, all potential dating facebook messages start out the same. What do you do? Do you like sports? What TV shows do you watch? Blah, blah!

I told you my idea was brilliant. It's Brilliant Idea #92.

You know, I'm a pretty brilliant person. I should try to squeeze this charactertist in my About Me document.

Blogger World, I have no exciting information about Pistol Pete. I'm sure we'll go on a date in June, because that's my life. Zero flexibility. Yes, I realize this might be ONE reason why I'm still single. No need to leave a comment. My coworkers inform me of this daily.

However, since it's Hot Guy a Day in the Month of May, I feel obligated to leave Pistol Pete as today's hottie.



Oh, you thought I was going to give you a picture of the man behind the nickname? Folks, that's wrong on every level. You know I cannot post pictures of people unless they are on People of Walmart.

4 comments:

Bone said...

My cube neighbor is pimping me out to one of his softball friends.

Good line. lol

That is a good idea, OKC! Just have all your stats in a nice and tidy Word document ready to send to any Tom, Dick or Pistol Pete who might happen by your Facebook page. I'm all for putting as little time and effort into things as possible.

Alright, I'm off. Gotta run to Walmart.

Renee said...

LOL to both you & Bone. I think your About Me doc is brilliant! Hopefully you won't have to use it often cuz soon there will be someone permanent in your life.

and I love POW! Have you checked out the stories??? I'm amazed!

TC said...

I like the "About Me" doc idea.

I do NOT like the "dating via facebook idea. Not.At.All.

PS: I like guys that play softball.

OK Chick said...

TC I agree! After Pistol Pete, no more facebook communication.