Today's hottie is not in male form. It's in toaster form. You read that right, toaster form.
Blogger World, about five years ago I discovered the kitchen brand Viking. Do you know them? No? Really, get out more guys! Viking is a company that sells kitchen products. When I worked at the Kitchen Store, we sold a few of Viking's products. They are a step up from KitchenAid.
One day Sister #1 and I were working at the Kitchen Store and noticed our newest Viking Product to be sold. It was a Viking Toaster. For us, it was love at first sight. We both fell in love with the toaster.
Since Sister #1 and I do have brain cells, we decided the only way we would receive the beautiful $300 toaster is with marriage. We both agreed that we would put the gorgeous toaster on our wedding registry. But then it hit us, we can't both register for a $300 toaster. People will think we are mad. Therefore a deal was made. Whomever got hitched first, had the honor of registering for the Viking Toaster.
Folks, let me bring up a couple points, three to be exact.
I'm not getting any younger.
I'm striking out with all my pimp out dates.
I'm not going to sign up for eHarmony.
For those reasons, I declare the Viking Toaster mine. Sorry, Sister #1. I'm registering for this toaster on my 30th birthday. It's part of Brilliant Plan #63.
I win. I'm the oldest.