Leap Day

I would like to be the first to wish all the Leap Year Babies a Happy Birthday. If I knew a Leap Year Baby I would give them the best Birthday Blog Dedication ever. However, I do not know any Leap Year Babies. But I figured someone out in Blogger World was having a birthday so here's to you Leap Year Babies! I hope your birthday is a rockin' time...

Lonely No More

I feel that I should update you on my lunch partners. They are back today. However, I'm not eating with them. Nope, Guy #3 and I are going to lunch. Ha...take that lunch partners that left me high and dry for two days.

Guy #3 and I are taking a late lunch so again I am sitting here during lunch time by myself. Blogger World, you know what this means, right? Another worthless post.

Today's worthless post has to do with Michael Jackson. It's reported that MJ needs 24 million dollars to keep Neverland, and he needs the money STAT. I thought of a couple ideas to help MJ raise his money...

1. Garage Sale- who can't make a quick buck off a garage sale.
2. Plasma- when I was in college guys made date money off giving plasma. I'm sure the Plasma People would give MJ his money upfront.
3. Sale Mary Kay- MJ knows face! I bet he could all kinds of great advice.
4. Parenting Tips- he could offer advice on how kids can dress up like it's Halloween 365 days out of the year!
5. Become an aerobics instructor- I know Jazzercise is always looking for great instructors. We already use some of his songs. He could do mini-concerts while working out!

Good luck MJ!

Lonely Lunch- Day 2

Lunch partners are still MIA. Ok, so they are not really MIA. I know where they are today. However, I'm still alone during lunch. When I realized I was alone… again, I had two options. Option #1- I could go to the mall and shop, or Option #2- Run boring errands around town. I went for Option #3…eat at work. Blogger World, today I have been the model employee- I worked through my lunch. I know! Slap on a gold star for me! Editors Note: When I say "worked through lunch" you know I mean working and eating at the same time, right? I love my job, but I'm not going to go hungry for my job.

So this model employee had a very healthy lunch. I dined on a lovely Thai Chicken prepared by the fabulous chefs of Lean Cuisine. You might have heard of them…they’re famous. It was wonderful, and it only had 4 grams of fat. I was so proud of myself. I worked during lunch, enjoyed a nice lunch, and I was healthy. Oh wait; I forgot to mention the 5 Girl Scout Cookies I had after my Lean Cuisine because I was still hungry! Who is Lean Cuisine kidding? Who in their right mind can eat one of those dainty meals and be full? I had to eat something else. It was life or death. All I had in my office was GS Cookies. I wasn’t necessarily aiming to eat 5 cookies, but once you start you can’t stop. Dang you Girl Scouts, you ruined my healthy lunch.
Editors Note: I heart the GS!

** Everyone should pray that my lunch partners return tomorrow, otherwise you are going to get another worthless post.

Top 5 Romantic Movies

Today, my lunch partners were MIA so I had to entertain myself during lunch. I decided to get caught up with my friends, or the random people I don’t know in Blogger World. One of the blogs I stumbled onto had a list of the top five romantic movies of all time. Here’s the list:
5. Sleepless in Seattle

4. Pretty Woman

3. Jerry McGuire

2. The Notebook

1. Titanic

These movies are ok but they’re not the top 5 of all time quality. Whatever-Titanic! The boat sunk. Alright,The Notebook is ok, but it’s sad. I don’t like sad movies. I’m more of a happy, fun, romantic; everyone loves each other type of movie. I mean, in two of these movies the main characters die. This is not happy!
So what do I do when I don’t agree with someone’s list? I make my own. Here’s my top 5 romantic movies. Love it, hate it…whatever.

5. Chasing Liberty - I would love for a hot secret service guy to fall in love me while we were in Europe.

4. Sabrina-It’s Harrison Ford. I think it's cute that he likes her but he doesn't really know what to do. So cute.

3. Sixteen Candles- He remembers her birthday when no else does. Also, she gets to eat cake while sitting on her dinning room table.

2. When Harry Met Sally- I’m a fan of this movie because it’s how dating is in real life. I mean come on...how many of us have had a hot secret service guy fall in love with us while in Europe? Come on, let me see the hands. Yea, that's what I thought.

And #1 . . . Drumroll please . . .

1. You've Got Mail. This is my favorite movie "Don't cry, Shopgirl " Sigh! The scene where she's sick in bed and he comes to see her and brings her daisies. So sweet! "One hundred and fifty-two insights to my soul . . ." Someday I’m going to use that line on someone.

Daily Funny

This morning, while driving to work, I heard this bit of Hollywood gossip...

Prince is scheduled to have hip surgery in the near future.

At first I laughed, but then I got sad because it made me realize I'm getting old.

Just another day in my house....

Today, Sister #1 and I are home sick. We're both dying of different illness. She has the stomach crud and I have the hacking crud. We make quite the pair today. Anyway, since we are home sick we've been watching random TV shows. Right now we're watching Martha Stewart. Blogger World, I would like to share a conversation between Sister #1 and myself.

Me: Martha Stewart is kind of mean. She's up there with Barefoot Contessa (I don't know how to spell her name I'm sick). I would be scared to cook with either one.

Sister #1: Yea, Martha's been to jail. She's not afraid to pop cap.

Me: Sister #1, she's not going to pop a cap in anyone.

I'm going to blame the sickness on this conversation, but it was really funny when it took place.

Daily kick in the butt...

If you run 100 miles a week, you can eat anything you want-Why? Because (a) you'll burn all the calories you consume, (b) you deserve it, and you'll be injured soon and back on a restricted diet anyway.
Don Kardong