Lunch partners are still MIA. Ok, so they are not really MIA. I know where they are today. However, I'm still alone during lunch. When I realized I was alone… again, I had two options. Option #1- I could go to the mall and shop, or Option #2- Run boring errands around town. I went for Option #3…eat at work. Blogger World, today I have been the model employee- I worked through my lunch. I know! Slap on a gold star for me! Editors Note: When I say "worked through lunch" you know I mean working and eating at the same time, right? I love my job, but I'm not going to go hungry for my job.
So this model employee had a very healthy lunch. I dined on a lovely Thai Chicken prepared by the fabulous chefs of Lean Cuisine. You might have heard of them…they’re famous. It was wonderful, and it only had 4 grams of fat. I was so proud of myself. I worked during lunch, enjoyed a nice lunch, and I was healthy. Oh wait; I forgot to mention the 5 Girl Scout Cookies I had after my Lean Cuisine because I was still hungry! Who is Lean Cuisine kidding? Who in their right mind can eat one of those dainty meals and be full? I had to eat something else. It was life or death. All I had in my office was GS Cookies. I wasn’t necessarily aiming to eat 5 cookies, but once you start you can’t stop. Dang you Girl Scouts, you ruined my healthy lunch.
Editors Note: I heart the GS!
** Everyone should pray that my lunch partners return tomorrow, otherwise you are going to get another worthless post.