Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Your Daily People.com

Last night the 2012 Met Gala was held. 

Ordinarily I would not know this piece of information.  But since I'm a loyal People.com reader, I know about the Gala.

Celebrities wear me out with their fashion. These people have millions of dollars at their expense for clothes. They also hire a team of make-up artist and stylist. I know this because I'm a loyal watcher of The Rachel Zoe Project and Bethany Ever After! Therefore, I do not understand why we have these situations...
Is she attending the Landrun? I swear, that dress looks exactly like what I wore in 4th grade when reenacting the Oklahoma Landrun. Not.Kidding.

And do celebrities not have friends? Why are her friends letting her wear this in public?

People of Hollywood please listen to me.....
First of all, you need to start eating. I'm tried of looking at your boney bodies. In fact, the rest of American is tried of looking at your boney bodies. Second, start dressing like a million bucks. We all know you have a million bucks. Sarah Jessica Parker I'm especially looking at you! I do not care that your landrun dress is Valentino!

5 comments:

Renee Nefe said...

But the celebs don't buy the clothes that they wear. All those clothes are loaned to them by the designers to get their names out there.

It would be very interesting to see what other "hot messes" the actors were able to choose from. :p

Emily said...

First of all, I have never understood the allure of SJP. But that's just me.

Second, Coco Rocha's outfit belonged to Elizabeth Taylor. She bought it from the estate auction. Is it whack? Yes. But in an awesome way. It wasn't loaned to her and she owns it and it was Liz Taylor's.

OK Chick said...

Emily- I did read Coco's outfit was Liz Taylor's, and I found it very sweet that Coco wanted to honor Liz. She is after all a Hollywood Legend.

Emily said...

I just read that someone said SJP's outfit looked like a 1980's Laura Ashley couch and it made me think of your land run comment. Both apt descriptions.

Matt & Lori said...

Agreed! Did you see Beyonce's dress? Now that was ridiculous!