Last night the 2012 Met Gala was held.
Ordinarily I would not know this piece of information. But since I'm a loyal People.com reader, I know about the Gala.
Celebrities wear me out with their fashion. These people have millions of dollars at their expense for clothes. They also hire a team of make-up artist and stylist. I know this because I'm a loyal watcher of The Rachel Zoe Project and Bethany Ever After! Therefore, I do not understand why we have these situations...
Is she attending the Landrun? I swear, that dress looks exactly like what I wore in 4th grade when reenacting the Oklahoma Landrun. Not.Kidding.
And do celebrities not have friends? Why are her friends letting her wear this in public?
People of Hollywood please listen to me.....
First of all, you need to start eating. I'm tried of looking at your boney bodies. In fact, the rest of American is tried of looking at your boney bodies. Second, start dressing like a million bucks. We all know you have a million bucks. Sarah Jessica Parker I'm especially looking at you! I do not care that your landrun dress is Valentino!