It's been a while since I've posted Ramblings. At least a month. I'm predicting a top notch Ramblings because I have many things to Rambling about. So get comfortable, I'm about to unload.
I would pay someone $1,000 for hot fresh chocolate chip cookies right now.
Exciting news. Remember when I did Hot Guy A Day in the Month of May? Remember how I said I stole the idea from the witty blog The Lost Ogle? You guys remember all that, right? Earlier this week, I was reading the witty blog and discovered they noticed I stole their idea. They must have been thrilled with the extra traffic on their blog, because they gave me a shout out in a post. After I read my shout out, I screamed. Not a bloody murder scream, more of a yelp that was pitched so high that only dogs could hear. And while I'm being honest about my scream, I guess I should tell you The Lost Ogle kind of poked fun of me. Whatever. It doesn't matter. I received a shout out on The Lost Ogle. Please raise your hand if you have received a shout out from the folks at Lost Ogle. Yes, that's what I thought.
Why were Snooki and The Situation invited to the CMTs? I guess I should expand my question to why are Snooki and The Situation even household names?
Last night I mowed my yard because it was beyond tall. As I mowing the grass, I accidentally mowed over a frog. Not a big frog, a baby frog. I know, I know! I'm a killer. A frog killer. It hurts my heart.
I spotted the most fabulous dress. It's from Anthropologie. I'm positive it would look good on my newly toned self. The problem: it's $128.00. Now, this is the only problem, but it's a pretty big problem. If I were rich, this wouldn't be a problem.
Holy crap! This afternoon I'm suppose to attend a baby shower. I totally forgot. I don't have a gift. Crap!
I'm so tired of attending baby showers. I'm pretty sure this is the 5th baby shower I've attended in the past year. It looks like I'll be spending lunch at Target. I would also like to point out that this a prime example of why I cannot afford the fabulous dress from Anthropologie. I'm too busy spending my money on people's offspring!
Blogger World, I'm afraid this is all the time we have today. I hope you have enjoyed the Ramblings. And again, $1000 for homemade cookies. I'm serious people! Ok, I'm really not serious because I obviously do not have $1000 to spend on cookies. I mean, I have the baby shower present and the fabulous dress at Anthropologie I need to buy first.