Thursday, June 10, 2010

Ramblings

It's been a while since I've posted Ramblings. At least a month. I'm predicting a top notch Ramblings because I have many things to Rambling about. So get comfortable, I'm about to unload.

I would pay someone $1,000 for hot fresh chocolate chip cookies right now.

Exciting news. Remember when I did Hot Guy A Day in the Month of May? Remember how I said I stole the idea from the witty blog The Lost Ogle? You guys remember all that, right? Earlier this week, I was reading the witty blog and discovered they noticed I stole their idea. They must have been thrilled with the extra traffic on their blog, because they gave me a shout out in a post. After I read my shout out, I screamed. Not a bloody murder scream, more of a yelp that was pitched so high that only dogs could hear. And while I'm being honest about my scream, I guess I should tell you The Lost Ogle kind of poked fun of me. Whatever. It doesn't matter. I received a shout out on The Lost Ogle. Please raise your hand if you have received a shout out from the folks at Lost Ogle. Yes, that's what I thought.

Why were Snooki and The Situation invited to the CMTs? I guess I should expand my question to why are Snooki and The Situation even household names?

Last night I mowed my yard because it was beyond tall. As I mowing the grass, I accidentally mowed over a frog. Not a big frog, a baby frog. I know, I know! I'm a killer. A frog killer. It hurts my heart.

I spotted the most fabulous dress. It's from Anthropologie. I'm positive it would look good on my newly toned self. The problem: it's $128.00. Now, this is the only problem, but it's a pretty big problem. If I were rich, this wouldn't be a problem.

Holy crap! This afternoon I'm suppose to attend a baby shower. I totally forgot. I don't have a gift. Crap!
I'm so tired of attending baby showers. I'm pretty sure this is the 5th baby shower I've attended in the past year. It looks like I'll be spending lunch at Target. I would also like to point out that this a prime example of why I cannot afford the fabulous dress from Anthropologie. I'm too busy spending my money on people's offspring!


Blogger World, I'm afraid this is all the time we have today. I hope you have enjoyed the Ramblings. And again, $1000 for homemade cookies. I'm serious people! Ok, I'm really not serious because I obviously do not have $1000 to spend on cookies. I mean, I have the baby shower present and the fabulous dress at Anthropologie I need to buy first.

11 comments:

Bone said...

I've said it before and I'll say it again: ramblings is my favorite!

I missed the CMT's. Sounds like I didn't miss much.

Renee said...

I know how you feel about the cookies. Yesterday I turned down ice cream (and it was HOT out) in favor of having Pei Wei for lunch...YUM! I'm sure the extra sodium did NOT help the number on the scale...in fact I didn't even bother checking.

congrats on your shout out! I love when someone gives me a shout out.

why are Snooki and The Situation even household names? What is/are these?

I'm sorry you got so much flack over the suicidal frog. HUGS!

ooh ouch that is a bit much to pay for a dress (unless it's a formal!) I wonder if perhaps on your trip to Target you might find something similar for a much more affordable price? ;o) I won't tell anyone where you got it.

I'm so glad that I'm out of the baby zone now (all my friends are old enough to stop reproducing!) Especially now that I have some serious opinions on what are necessary baby items. lol! Hopefully all your friends are blessed by their bundles of joy and remember with great fondness the wonderful items you got for them when your time comes.

Wa Wa Waughs said...

well, Snooky and the whatevers aren't household names around here...

Tabs said...

I do not think they were making fun of you. I think they gave you a comment. They may have lasted longer, but they know like we know, that yours was way better.

TC said...

I have chocolate chip cookies cooling downstairs.

No lie.

Kristin said...

I love that dress; so pretty. I'm constantly drooling over Anthropologie's clothes...

thisgirlsjourney said...

Baby showers.... blech. I just got invited to one in a whole other city that I'd have to fly to get to. I'm not going to go. Would rather just post a present down.

Gena said...

I can't believe you got a shout out on the Lost Ogle. You're like, famous. :)

OK Chick said...

I know! Gena, I was very excited.

Renee- I didn't mind the jokes on facebook. It made me laugh. Oh Snooki and The Situation are from a show on MTV. It's total trash!

Waughs- You aren't missing much.

Tabs- Thanks!

TC- Will you send me some? Please!

Kristin- I love their clothes too, but even on sale I can't afford them.

The Girl- Another single girl! Yea for us!!

Amy in Edmond said...

You forgot to mention your lawn mower almost ran away from you when your neighbor stopped in her cute, little car.

cherylhicks said...

Love the ramblings, I think most of my posts are ramblings..... I would pay someone $1000 for homemade chocolate cookies that wouldn't make me fatter....