Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Letters from OK Chick

Dear Office,
I apologize for my outfit. I know, I look goofy. But office, I couldn't find anything to wear this morning. NOTHING! Also, I was in a hurry this morning. I was running late from aerobics, and I still needed to make stops for gas and Starbucks. Tomorrow, I promise I will look better. Promise!
Ok Chick

Dear Office,
What's up with the blue ice? My office has an ice machine that spits out Sonic Ice, which is awesome. Anyway, twice this week I've discovered that my beloved ice is blue. It's so weird. I don't understand why the ice is turning blue? But neither does the repair people because they can't solve the problem.
Annoyed Employee,
Ok Chick

Dear Starbucks,
I think your breakfast combos are great. But, I think it's unfair that you would not let me pair a breakfast sandwich with a nonfat steamer together. Why can't I substitute the coffee for a nonfat steamer? You know I don't like coffee, and I am a loyal customer. LOYAL!
Your #1 morning customer,
Ok Chick

Dear College Baseball Players,
I'm happy to see baseball season is back into full swing. I enjoy running with you guys!
Keep up the good work! I can tell it's going to be a good season, or at least a good running season for me.
Your running buddy,
Ok Chick

Dear Triathlon,
If I die while trying to complete you, please know that I've enjoyed the training. Well most of the training. Ok, so just the swimming and running.
OK Chick

Dear Billy Joel & Elton John,
I'm so excited to see you guys tomorrow night. I can't wait for Billy to sing Uptown Girl. It's one of my favorites. I'm also very excited to see how many outfits Elton wears throughout the night. It should be a good show. If not, I'm going to be one angry fan. I've been waiting for this since November! SO make it good!!!
Your long time fan,
OK Chick


Renee said...

sounds like your week is going pretty well. I hope the concert is all that you want it to be.

I'm sure you'll do great at the Triathlon.

Kelly T said...

Enjoy the concert. I love Billy Joel; I hope you'll at least boo for me when Elton John talks about how Jesus is gay. Idiot.

The Lj's said...

Sorry you cant get the sandwich pairing... i think it is because milk costs more than coffee!

ann said...

If my office had a sonic ice machine, they could rest assured that I would never, ever leave my job.

OK Chick said...

HAHA LJ I was hoping you'd read this post today.

dj said...

We were wondering what they used to dye the ice blue on the mountains during the Olympics. Maybe its an obsucre way to show some Olympic spirit.

bailey said...

I'm going to Billy Joel/Elton John tomorrow too! I went last year in Tulsa and it was all I had hoped it would be...maybe we'll run into each other

TC said...

I've been thinking about doing one of these again. I've got lots of venting to do :)