The past five years I have witnessed many things at Jazzercise. I’ve seen women with no rhythm semi-dance. I’ve seen grandma’s get down to Usher and Justin Timberlake. I have even seen husbands come to class and be better “Jazzercisers” than their wives. Surprisingly, I’ve seen that last point more than once. As a seasoned Jazzerciser, I feel like I’ve seen it all.
Last night, class was like most nights. I was standing in my same spot, near my same Jazzercise friends, and wearing my same tennis shoes. It was a typical class. We were almost done with our heavy cardio song when it happened. The lady in front of me took off her shirt. I’ve never seen anyone take off their shirt at Jazzercise, but I have worked out in enough gyms and ran enough races to know this is common. However, what was underneath the lady’s shirt was a bit uncommon. When she took off her shirt, she reveled to everyone that she was wearing a Speedo swimsuit. At this point a couple things went through my mind:
1) So she hasn’t done laundry and thought a Speedo swimsuit would suffice.
2) She’s planning to go swimming after class?
3) She’s proud of her new Speedo?
4) She’s hot and wants to shed clothes?
5) A new fashion trend with Jazzercise?
I suppose all these things could have been reasoning for sporting a swimsuit in Jazzercise. I really have no clue. All I know is I was in the middle of an attitude when I witnessed the lady in front of me strip to her Speedo. Folks, Jazzercise is never boring.