Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Mother, I do not need a blind date. Not with some incontinent spinster who drinks like a fish, smokes like a chimney and dresses like her mother.

I have a blind date tonight; a true blind date. When I say true blind date, I mean I know zero about this guy. I have no idea what he looks like, his age, if he likes nonfat Chais, if he wears tacky holiday sweaters, and if he his passport! Basically, I know his name and place of employment. BUT never fear The Cousin has well prepped me for the date. Yesterday I was telling her about the blind date, and two minutes later she emailed me his life story. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, God Bless Google and The Cousin’s stalking skills!

7 comments:

monamachel1 said...

So, there is a mustang and on the back it says stalker. I think it is a type of mustang but I saw it yesterday and was like, I need that!! You are very welcome!!

Renee said...

ah the wonders of the internet! That would have been most helpful in my dating days. I would have never gone out with a few of the guys that I did! I wonder though if I would have weeded out DH too? hummm?

Well I wish you the best of luck on your date...and if any of these dates work out, please remember to invite me to the wedding. ;) I'll at least send you a gift.

Scotty said...

I am always curious how much someone could find out about me.

Suzanne said...

I can't wait to hear how it goes!!

Amy in Edmond said...

I hope you have a fun time.

TC said...

Details, please, we need details!!!!

Ally said...

Ok, you've had like 12 hours to write this by now! I'm ready to hear about it.