You are not above me. Please stop walking around the office thinking you are above me. You sit in a cub like me, and you do not have a college degree. If you talk down to me one more time I will kick you in the shin, and make you look up your own data!
Dear Starbucks Lady,
I love you! I really do. This morning I was tired, and you made me the best nonfat Chai in the world. I’m still not awake, but at least I am functioning.
Still your #1 fan,
Dear Slow Man on the Turnpike.
GET THE HECK OFF THE ROAD! Do not return to the road until all morning traffic is gone. When the speed limit is 70, you need to go 70! Not 60 or 63.
Dear Ice Cold Coworker,
What’s wrong with you? Why are you mean to everyone? I’m sorry everyone avoids you, but maybe you should smile every once in awhile. I know, I’m just a kid, but it might help.
Coworker who cares,
Dear New Admin,
When you page someone, there is no need to yell. It’s ok to softly page someone over the loud speaker. We can hear you even when you speak softly. It’s true!
Going deaf in my right ear,