Thursday, April 16, 2009

The Cousin + OK Chick = Crazy

The Cousin and I email all day, and when I say all day...I mean all day. We basically email about nothing. The main daily topics are TV, food, friends, and our nonexistent boyfriends. Sometimes, we'll throw in some family talk, but not very often. Today's email came to me at 7:20am...

So, I am admitting I have a problem. I just can't find a support group for me. Here is what happened last night.....
I was laying in bed reading and watching Chelsea Lately because I am a multi-tasker and can watch tv and read at the same time. Well, E! News did a special report and said Zac Efron was engaged! I know!! OMG!!! They said more info shortly like they always do!! How did I not know this??!! OMG!!! The first thing I thought of was Twitter!! So, I jumped up and ran to my computer just thinking twitter twitter twitter!!! I them tripped on my sheets and fell out of bed and hit my shin on my dresser. That didn't slow me down though!! It is now bleeding but all I could think of was twitter. Crap, there was nothing on twitter and as I hit the fourth gossip website to find out details E! News came back on. Some random girl in Australia purposed to him and he said yes. IT WAS A FREAKIN' JOKE!!!!! I was so mad I felt like throwing my tv!! I then looked down at my blue fuzzy socks to see that the left one was now turning red.
I think I have a problem.....


AND this my friends, is why we email all day! I was laughing so hard I about spit out my Pop-Tart. You can only find this type of crazy in family...which is why I love her.

5 comments:

TC said...

Wow.

I think she does have a problem :) Zac EFfron isn't that cute anyway...

Ally said...

Hilarious. I love receiving emails that make me laugh out loud.

Isn't this Zac guy like 17 years old?

Renee said...

LOL! That's so funny. I hope her leg isn't too badly damaged.

I would suggest that in the future that she keep a computer nearby when she's watching E! cuz you frequenly need to check their "facts". Ice that leg.

Bone said...

That didn't slow me down though!!ROFL

That was classic.

Scotty said...

Chocolate pop tart?