Yesterday, my great state witnessed a rare occurrence. The wind was not blowing, the sun was shining, it was 70 degrees, and there wasn’t a tornado in sight. Usually when it’s sunny, 70 degrees, and no wind; an F4 tornado is getting ready to demolish a poor unexpected town. No joke. Since mother-nature was in a good mood, I figured it would be the perfect day to run a few miles, or four and half miles-whatever. As I was running I had lots of thoughts…so once again here are Ok Chick’s Running Thoughts….
I’m an awesome matchmaker. I knew they would be good together. Ah, just call me Yenta. Wait, is that her name? Yenta, that doesn’t sound right? Is Yenta what I like to eat at Zorba’s? Ummm, I’ll have to Google that when I finish.
I wonder if Justin Timberlake every thought to himself- Some day I’m going to sing a song about saving the world with Madonna- THE MADONNA. I bet he didn’t.
Lady, go. Please, move your piece of crap Buick out of my way. I could run faster than you’re driving. Oh wait, I am running faster than you are driving. HA! Oh crap she’s looking at me. Do I know her? No, I don’t think so.
I can’t wait to eat pancakes. I’m getting hungry.
Oh boy, college baseball players!
CRAP! I didn’t set my watch. I don’t know how many calories I’ve burn. I can’t believe I didn’t set my watch. AHHH, OK Chick you are losing it.
Is that Guy #1? I don’t want to see him. It will be that awkward- I haven’t talked to you in over a week because you called me bitter -type thing. I’m so not in the mood to mess with that stuff.
Is it, is it, is it…not Guy #1.
I kind of like Lady Gaga’s music. Actually, I just like her name. Maybe I can get people to start calling me Lady Maga. I can’t copy off of Lady Gage, because that would be stupid.
Man, my toe hurts. If I screw up my new pedicure I will be so pissed. OK Chick, this is why you do not get pedicures during running season.
OH MY GOSH! If I keep setting up all these guys I won’t have anyone to date. What in the world am I thinking? WHO I am I suppose to date? Well, I don’t really want to date any of these guys. However, I do believe I need to start charging people for my expertise. Maybe I could be the OK Millionaire Matchmaker. I wonder if Bravo or Lifetime would give me a show. I guess I’d need to find some single millionaire friends first; one obstacle, a big obstacle but not an impossible obstacle.
WOO HOO! I just ran 4.5 miles. Go me! I never said my thoughts were exciting. They just get me through an hour of running.