Monday, July 7, 2008

Letters from Ok Chick

Dear Ann Taylor,
I’m wearing your skirt today, which makes me look super skinny and hot. I appreciate your slimming styles. I just want you to know that I will continue buying your clothes!

Thanks,
Ok Chick


Dear Bride,
I will not be attending your bridal shower because I was not invited to your wedding. But thanks for thinking of me when you were sending out invitations through MySpace.

Best Wishes,
Ok Chick


Dear Subway Worker,
I ordered a Veggie Delight sandwich, which means it’s just bread and veggies. I would appreciate it greatly if you did not skim on the veggies because that is all I’m eating!

Thank-you,
Ok Chick


Dear Sun Chips,
I’m a huge fan of your Garden Salsa chips. They are fabulous and some what healthy. Keep up the great work!

#1 Fan,
Ok Chick


Dear Friend,
You’re not that busy, so shut up already.

Sincerely,
Ok Chick


Dear Random Guy at the Mall that hit on me,
I know I look cute in Ann’s skirt but no. I’m afraid the answer is no. See, the thing is, I’m just not into you! Better luck next time.

Regards,
Ok Chick


Dear Co-Worker who stole my parking place,
I know you waited to come back from lunch when I left. I just know it! I had to park 10 miles away from the building. Sure it was good excercise, but I was hungry!

Not Your #1 Fan,
Ok Chick


WOOO I feel better! Thanks to TC for letting me steal this idea.

9 comments:

Renee said...

whoa! you were invited to bring the bride a gift but not to the wedding? that's way too rude!

glad that your skirt looks hot on you! YAY!

TC said...

I'm trying really hard not to do a fun, giddy/happy little clap at my desk right now :) I love it when people find a small amount of inspiration from something I've done... hehe.

However... I have a question. It's still 2008, right? And is 2008 not YOY? If so... did random boy at the mall just flirt with you or ask you out? 'Cuz if he asked you out... O:)

OK Chick said...

Renne- I know! I kind of thought it was weird too. I hate to say rude, but you know weird in the rude way.

TC- Yea, it's still 2008. However, no. It's still my game so I can make up the rules as I go!:)

TC said...

Oh I see. Thanks for clueing me in to the new and improved rules 8-)

Emily said...

Dear Ann Taylor,
I love your clothes more than life itself. I really do. But I just do NOT have 300 bucks to drop on a dress...no matter how cute it is.

Thanks Tons!
Emily

d.j. iverson said...

genius idea.

Bone said...

Wait, wait. I wanna try.

Dear bed,

I miss you. Last night was bliss. I didn't want to leave you this morning. See you tonight.

Thinking of you,

Bone

TC said...

I may be needing help writing another letter to Text Boy. I'll keep you updated.

ann said...

I'm totally stealing this idea. :)