Dear Ann Taylor,
I’m wearing your skirt today, which makes me look super skinny and hot. I appreciate your slimming styles. I just want you to know that I will continue buying your clothes!
I will not be attending your bridal shower because I was not invited to your wedding. But thanks for thinking of me when you were sending out invitations through MySpace.
Dear Subway Worker,
I ordered a Veggie Delight sandwich, which means it’s just bread and veggies. I would appreciate it greatly if you did not skim on the veggies because that is all I’m eating!
Dear Sun Chips,
I’m a huge fan of your Garden Salsa chips. They are fabulous and some what healthy. Keep up the great work!
You’re not that busy, so shut up already.
Dear Random Guy at the Mall that hit on me,
I know I look cute in Ann’s skirt but no. I’m afraid the answer is no. See, the thing is, I’m just not into you! Better luck next time.
Dear Co-Worker who stole my parking place,
I know you waited to come back from lunch when I left. I just know it! I had to park 10 miles away from the building. Sure it was good excercise, but I was hungry!
Not Your #1 Fan,
WOOO I feel better! Thanks to TC for letting me steal this idea.