Friday, April 18, 2008

Friday Links

Again this week I’ve been a horrible blogger. I’m sorry! You know, this week has just flown by, time has just escaped me. Ok that’s not true; this week has been the longest week of my life. I have no real excuse for the lack of post. But hopefully, I can make it up to you today. Even though I haven’t been blogging, I have been reading lots to prepare for this post. I feel that I have accumulated a wide assortment of links for your reading enjoyment. I can at least entertain you on this lovely Friday. Also, I’m going for a new blog look; an educated look if you will. I’m sure my ranting and raving about singlehood, food, more food, and running isn’t really stimulating on anyone’s brain. This is my chance to educate my readers, or just give you funny links to read. SOOO here are my educated, but yet funny links for you.

This article is for all the Starbucks junkies, including myself, out there. When we see this being sold at our local US Starbucks, I’m done with coffee. Yes, I realize Non-Fat Chai is not coffee but I give the illusion I’m drinking coffee. If you saw me on the street you would assume I’m drinking coffee, right? So back off, let me have my dream that I drink coffee!

I kind of want to bid on this for the pure fact that I think it’s stinking hilarious. I love Red Sox fans. I believe Red Sox fans are the perfect model for a true fan!
I think a similar situation took place at OSU last year, maybe two years ago. Instead of a baseball jersey someone spelled OU in bricks. HA! Oh come on, that’s funny! I tried to find an old article about OU being spelled in the OSU stadium, but I couldn’t find one. I swear I didn’t dream this up.

When I read this article it hacked me off. I’ve been preaching this for years, and now someone has went and stole my idea. My idea is such a good idea that there’s a whole industry dedicated to it. WHATEVER! If someone steals my Single Trips idea, it’s over. I’m taking them to court. I can take them on…I watch Shark, Eli Stone, and Boston Legal. I know law, just like I know Crime Investigating because of CSI.

Have you ever thought to yourself….I wonder how I can become an ass? If that thought has EVER crossed your mind you might need to look into purchasing this book. I sent this article to a few friends from school last night. They are always saying that girls dig complete asses. I disagreed with them. However, they didn’t believe me and argued with me. I mean, what do I know? I’m only a single woman. It’s not like I’d know anything about this subject. Stupid boys!

This disappoints me, only for the fact that I didn’t know about it sooner. Where was the cousin on this bit of information? I can’t believe I had to read about this on the internet. This is information that she should know. It’s her job to keep me up-to-date on all the Hollywood gossip. I’m about 99.9% sure she has not heard this exciting rumor. She’s a huge fan of this show, and I’m 100% certain if she knew she would have called me at work.

I couldn’t agree more with this recent study.

Well that’s all the links I have for you today. Hopefully, you were entertained and yet challenged mentally. If you learned two things, super. If you learned three, well my job is done.
Now if you would excuse me, I must dash off to be a hand model. No really, today I get to be a hand model. Seriously, could my life BE more exciting? I think not.


d.j. iverson said...

i've been an avid reader of your blog for along time, and most of the time i agree with and enjoy the posts here. however, i cannot agree with your claim that red sox fans are in any way ideal. allow me to present a few reasons:

cowboy up: in boston. really?
red sox nation: growth is in direct relation to money the team spends on pitching.
ben affleck: hands out copies of gili to season ticket holders.
$165 million: payroll for the first championship team (only one of whom came through the red sox farm system) of 'scrappy underdogs' whose fans complain about other teams 'buying championships.

i've got more if you like. seriously, i thought we could be friends. oh well.

OK Chick said...

I'm sorry DJ. But I think Red Sox fans are fun, but I'll give you they are annoying. I guess you could say they are similar to OU fans. However, Red Sox fans are loyal. I mean, all those people liked the Red Sox even when they sucked for like 100 years. I think I'd give up on a team after 100 years.

Bone said...

It's funny you mention that. I was just thinking yesterday while watching baseball highlights that Red Sox fans are more like college football fans than baseball fans.

By the way, these Friday links just aren't doing it for me.

I need some Ramblings. Sorry.

heather hub said...

I hate to break this to you, but lots of coffee blends are fertilized with animal poop. For instance, at a Guatemalan coffee farm, there is a room full of bunnies in cages. Why? Because the farmers use their poop to fertilize the coffee plant.

So maybe it's good you're not a coffee drinker. Stick to your Chai, you wannabe.

monamachel1 said...

Ok, the cuz here. First of all I really thought I have mentioned to you the Bev Hills 90210 reunion. I have known for quite awhile!! I have read the possible story plots, the possible characters, and the old cast that wants to make cameos. (Tori Spelling and Ian Zering. Shannon Daughery said hell no already) So, here are some other things that might interest you...
1. Britney Spears will appear on HIMYM again.
2. Cate Blachet named her new baby one of those stupid weird names.
3. Amy Winehouse was caught doing drugs, again.
4. Sandra Bullock and hubby were in a head on collision this weekend with a drunk driver. They were sober and unhurt.
5. Gwen Stafani is preggers again. Other people include Angelina Jolie, Matt Damon's wife, Ashley Simpson (even though they said no then yes then no again), Minnie Driver
Those are the top 5 right now!!

auntlinda34 said...

I am with Bonz.. I like the ramblings.. come on..quit cheating and talk to us again!!! We are here because we like reading about "your world"!!
are you going to look Bonz up when you go to FL??