Tuesday, April 8, 2008

And I'm too sexy for your party

Can I just say that I’m having the greatest morning ever! It’s been a good morning. Sure, I’ve only been coherent for about 2 1/2 hours, but it’s been a good two and half hours. Here’s the break down:

**I woke up before my alarm went off. Bonus to this point…. I woke up feeling good. I didn’t wake up feeling like someone hit me over the head with a baseball bat.

**Since I wasn’t rushing around like a mad woman I was able to make myself mini blueberry muffins and fresh squeezed orange juice. Ok by fresh squeezed, I mean I opened a frozen can of orange juice and squeezed it into a pitcher. Hey, I didn’t have all morning…I still had to get to work.

**This morning getting dressed was a snap. I would say most mornings I can get dress without problems, but occasional you have your “I feel fat and nothing fit days”. This week my company is doing jeans week. I’ve decided wearing jeans to work is fabulous.

**My hair looks dang good. I’m having a good hair day. I love good hair days. I woke up to a rainy morning, so technical my hair should be doing this half straight half curl thing. But today, it decided to cooperate and go straight.

**I left my house a few minutes early. YEA FOR ME! I left so early that I had time to stop by my Starbucks and get a nonfat Chai, without being ten minutes late to work.
Bonus to this point….my giftcard that I thought was $10 is really $20.

**When I finally made it to work I had lots of work waiting on me. Trust me, this is a good thing.

**This is the kicker for the morning. The copier that I fight with every day jammed. I usually get pissed and say curse words, thinking that will fix the copier. However, since I’m in such a great mood…I kicked the crap out of the machine and it start spitting out my papers. It was much needed therapy.

As you can see, it has been a great morning. I just emailed Holly telling her if ANYONE gets me out of this great mood I will punch them in the face. I’m serious. I already beat the crap out of the copier; I’m not scared to take on a living human. Bring it on! Now if you would excuse me, I’m going to steal a bacon, egg, & cheese biscuit from a meeting going on downstairs. YES, I know I already had muffins, but I don’t care- I’m hungry!

The title of the post is taken from the song "I'm too Sexy". It's playing on the radio right now. I believe it's going to be my theme song today.


monamachel1 said...

So, in my office, the ladies in the back always have candy on their desks. I always try to thing of reasons that I have to go back there so I can take a piece. They have hershey kisses and that is what I usually take. (PS, they have a lot of weirdo ones so I have to make sure I am taking just the milk choc ones) Anyway, I when I do this, I think of you and how you walk around your building looking for food to take!!!

auntlinda34 said...

I am glad someone had a good morning!! I could not sleep! THe dogs barked allll night! I think there was a gigantic snail on the porch..I did see a snail trail-uck! I have been awake since 3am! this is NOT ME! I never have problems sleeping! Now my neck hurts and I am shaky from too much Java this am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Holly said...

Trust me, I am staying out of your way...may your good day continue and get better!

Snickleoh said...

haha. this cracks me up! im so glad you take joy in such simple things.. thats a great way to be! :)
glad i found you on here!

auntlinda34 said...

OK..What is the deal?? You are falling behind on your blog?? Get with it!!! We are bored and need an update on your world!!!!!!!!!

Bone said...

If I wake up before my alarm goes off, I go back to sleep. Sometimes I even reset my alarm for ten minutes later, then go back to sleep.

No need to tell me where the title came from. I have the cassette single.

Stacey said...

Was it the one I gave you? If so, that's funny. You probably ended up with the one someone gave me (they were both in my purse) but that's okay since I don't ever go to Starbucks...you'll enjoy it more than I ever would. ;o)