I do not upload pictures onto Instagram. For starters, I'm not for sure how Instagram works.
However if I did, these might be pictures you would see on my account:
It was delicious.
Jars of bacon grease.
Why one might need two jars is beyond me.
The bike I wanted to buy.
It was $439.
As my mom pointed out...that's an airplane ticket.
I hate when she uses my own words against me.
I guess you see why I do not have an Instagram account.