1. Correctly fold a fitted sheet
Why is folding a fitted sheet so dang difficult? If I could correctly fold the stupid sheet, it would help with my sheet cabinet. Instead, I have a cabinet full of rolled up fitted sheets. I had high hopes for my sheet cabinet. I wanted it to be organized and easily accessible. Sadly, it will never happen.
2. Make my first millions from the stock market
The world will end with me being poor. Suck. I really thought I'd go out with a bang.
3. Meet Paula Deen
Paula and I were going to be BFFs. We were going to create tasty treats in her fancy kitchen. Of course when I say we I really mean her. Let's face it, I'll just sit on a bar stool and watch her add butter to everything.
4. Attend OU/TX football game
I wanted to be part of the crowd, eat a corn dog at the TX State Fair, and run around yelling TX sucks.
5. Have a pantry like Pioneer Woman
Who wouldn't want a pantry with a ladder? Seriously?
Blogger World, I'm afraid it's time to conclude this post. Good luck to everyone!
Over and Out