Tuesday, June 19, 2012

The Bachelorette

Right now I'm watching The Bachelorette. 

Fact: I never watch The Bachelorette or The Bachelor. True statement! I gave up on the show years ago.  Obviously, I do not judge anyone who watches these shows. You know, being that I'm a HUGE fan of Real Housewives of Any City I have no room to judge. But here I sit, on a Monday night, watching The Bachelorette.

 This season our Bachelorette is Emily. Of course, I already knew this because I am a loyal reader of Hollywood gossip websites. From what I've gathered, from my Hollywood gossip websites, Emily is  normal. I must say, from what I can tell she has no obvious signs of craziness.  However, please keep in mind I've only been watching for ten minutes. But researchers say you can pick up on craziness in the first ten minutes of meeting someone. Actually, no one says that I made up the previous statement.

Anyway, back to the show.  First of all, I find it extremely hard to believe Emily cannot find love in the real world.
Seriously, have you seen this girl? She's beautiful. I know, love is not all about looks. It's what's inside that counts. Blah. Blah. Blah. I've heard it before. Blogger World, is there something wrong with her? Why is she single? As a single person, I absolutely hate that question so I kind of feel bad asking.

Second of all, I didn't realize the extravagant dates they take on the show. Their dates require passports, and I'm not talking Mexico and Canada! They are going all over the world. See, this show would be dangerous for me. You give me a good looking guy and an awesome trip, I'd be toast. I'd fall for anyone, and I mean anyone. Ok, not really anyone that might be an exaggeration. 

Well, I just realized I have no real point to this post. Since I do not watch the show, I really shouldn't make comments about the guys. Except this dude that's sporting 80's hair. Someone needs to let him know that although 80's clothing is back in style, hairstyles do not apply.

I guess I'll wrap up this post since it has no point. Good luck to Emily. I hope she finds love.


Michelle said...

maybe we should get you on the bachelorette......at least you'd get to travel!

OK Chick said...

I see that bad all around. I can't imagine how awkward I'd be on TV.

Renee Nefe said...

I started watching these blog shows called Burning Love on Yahoo. It's a spoof of all the Bachelor shows and it is crazy!

so nope, I won't judge you for watching. :D