A conversation between my parents....
Dad: I think there is something wrong with us.
Dad: We shouldn't be tired all the time.
Mom: We work 12-14 hour days, and we're old.
Dad: Who are you calling old! I'm not old!
Mom: Yes we are old. You're going to be 58 in August.
Dad: I'm not going to be 58.
Mom: Yes, you are.
Dad: No, that doesn't sound right.
Mom: I'm not wrong, you will be 58 in August.
2 days later.
Dad: You know I did the math, and I am going to be 58 in August.
Mom: I know.