Blogger World, I would like to think that I have friends. People that care about me; individuals that enjoy doing things with me on the weekend. Sadly this isn’t accurate. It appears that I have no friends. Zero. Zilch. Nada. We’re talking last kid picked for baseball.
Friday night the OK Art Museum is having a party. Ok, not really a party. Actually, it is a party. They are celebrating the closing of Turner to Cézanne: Masterpieces from the Davies Collection, National Museum Wales. Man, try saying that in everyday conversation. I bet your perceived IQ would go up 50 points. Anyway, I would really like to see this exhibit before it leaves the OK Art Museum. However, I am having a hard time finding someone to go with me. And by hard time, I mean impossible time! I cannot find one soul to join me. Not one person! SO today I’m using this wonderful mode of communication for something useful. I’m posting a wanted post for friends. Below you will find the criteria. If you meet all, or one of these things, please leave a comment. If not, still leave a comment.
Own a good pair of walking shoes.
Enjoy eating good food.
Have a strong desire for cupcakes.
Knows what a nonfat Chai is.
Not completely grossed out that after I attend an aerobic class, I meet people for dinner/drinks/movies/shopping/bible study.
Not completely grossed out that after I run, I meet people for dinner/drinks/movies/shopping/bible study.
Understand the greatness of a Panera Cinnamon Crunch Bagel.
Ok with wasting valuable brain space on shows like Rachel Zoe Project, The Real Housewives of Any City, and Flipping Out.
Ok, I think that about covers my Friend Criteria. Again if you meet all, or one, of these please leave a comment.