A few days ago Guy # 3 and I went running. We ran 6 miles. No, I’m serious we really did run 6 miles. Well maybe I should clarify; Guy # 3 ran the whole 6 miles. OK Chick ran the whole way except 30 little seconds, which I think is still good. Don’t you think running all but 30 seconds should be considered running the whole thing? I think so too. Anyway, while Guy #3 and I were running I had some random thoughts. I must warn you, they are not all happy thoughts. Hey, let’s see what kind of thoughts you have when running for an hour and ten minutes. Yea, that’s what I thought! Ok, onto the thoughts…
I hate Oklahoma wind. I truly hate the wind.
Crap, Guy #3 just passed me. I guess I kept up with him for half a mile.
OH MY GOSH! Did that guy just check out Guy #3? I think he did. If I weren’t so out of breath or so far behind Guy #3, I would tell him that a dude just checked him out! Mental Note: Must tell Guy #3 the story.
Where is this fire station Guy #3 mentioned as the half waypoint?
I’m tired. I wonder if I’d look like a big loser if I stopped running? We’ve been running for 20 minutes. I’m sure I’ve burned the calories from one Triscuit.
I’m still not seeing the fire station.
YES! The path is closed…we get to turn around. Oh I guess not. Guy #3 just ran around the big orange sign.
Where’s the freakin’ fire station?
What is this crap on my iPod? Who put this music on here? Mental Note 2: Quickly figure out new iTunes, so I can add new music.
For all that is holy…. WHERE IS THE FIRE STATION?
Praise Jesus…. the fire station!
Ok, I can do this I’m halfway done. Of course, now Guy #3 is way in front of me.
Lady, get your little yappy mutt out of my way. I swear I will punt that dog like it’s a football. Mental Note 3: NEVER get a dog that resembles the Taco Bell dog.
Lady I’m serious…. get your dog off the path because I’m about to run over it…literally.
Yappy mutt, you were close to being booted into the lake.
WOW is that lady talking to the trees? Surely not…oh yes she is talking to the trees. Mental Note 4: If I ever become crazy…. I’m totally coming to the park to chat with the trees.
Yea the end is near!!!
Umm where is Guy #3? How come I can’t see him anymore?
I ran 6 miles! I can’t believe I just ran 6 miles. I’m so running the ½ marathon in April, and I will beat Guy #3 when I run the ½ marathon!