1. Jessica Simpson is pregnant again.
2. Powerball jackpot is up to $500 million.
3. Don't bother buying a ticket because you will not win. According to CNN, your chances are 1 and 175,223,510.
4. It's reported that no one was shot, stabbed, or slashed in NYC on Monday.
5. I have a crockpot that needs to be scrubbed. Any takers?
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It is also great at taking off your nail polish. :-/
I did not know #1! Thank you for being my news source.
Wow....again already, she doesn't even know what she's getting herself into....but I'm sure she's got a baby nurse.....she's such a far cry from virgin pop star now....
HA! I love that you guys didn't know about Jessica Simpson. It kind of makes me feel like a real reporter. HAHA!
The voice of one man is the voice of none
Am I the only one who doesn't get "buy generic's" comment?
That went right over my head, apparently.
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