Today, for my afternoon snack I had the most delicious apple ever. It was so juicy and crisp. I’ve never had an apple with such a crisp sweetness. I know this point sounds silly, but it was a really good apple!Right now, some famous actors/actresses are in the state filming a movie. Stop laughing; they really are filming a movie in my state. Anyway, Jessica Alba is one of the famous celebs filming. This week she has been filming with Casey Afflect. Well, I guess one night this week she got bored, because she went on a vandalizing rampage. Alba plastered shark posters around downtown OKC. Yes, shark posters. I think it’s an odd way to make your mark on a city? I mean, why shark posters? Does she think the fine citizens of Oklahoma care about sharks? I’m all for saving the ocean, but it’s not at the top of my save the world list. I suppose I could be more passionate about the ocean…IF THERE WAS A FREAKIN’ OCEAN NEAR OKLAHOMA! Jessica Alba has now been placed on the “actors/actresses that do stupid things” list. Welcome! By the way, a big thanks to The Lost Ogle for breaking the story.
This weekend I’m attending The Roommate’s wedding. Yes, The Roommate is entering eternal bliss. I’m pretty excited for The Roommate and The Groom. The Roommate found herself a great guy, and I’m positive they will be happy forever. But what makes me even more excited about this wedding is I set them up! It’s true. See Blogger World, I really can match-make! Now, if I could just get these people to find me a date everything would be a-okay!
I just heard there is going to be Pirates of the Caribbean 4. Why in the world do we need a 4th movie? Will someone kill Jack Sparrow so we can end this madness?
I sit in a cube for eight hours. A tiny box made of foam walls. I’ve been sitting in a cub for almost five years. Today, I finally got tired of looking at the gray walls.
I’ve decided it’s time to come out of running retirement. Tonight, I plan to run. I’m not promising greatness, but I am promising that my fat butt will be back in the running regimen. Hopefully, my fat butt will shrink, or maybe it will just allow me to eat more M&Ms.
My High School Reunion is coming up very soon. Here’s the deal with my reunion. I don’t care to attend. First, I like very few people from my class. Second, I have nothing to say to these people. Third, Facebook has allowed me to stalk/keep in touch with many people. The only reason I’m even considering going is because I look hot and everyone else has gained weight. Ok, so ignore the whole fat butt comment I mentioned earlier. I know I shouldn't be this way, but I am. If I do attend, I’m allowing myself to buy new clothes. Oh don’t judge! Everyone does this.
Blogger World, it’s time for me to close these Ramblings, because I have run out of things to ramble about!
4 comments:
I had to lol at the kill Jack Sparrow statement. Perhaps we could get Edward Scissorhands to do it?!?! ;)
Congrats on your roomy's wedding...perhaps she has invited your Mr Right to the wedding. :D That would be a nice thank you, don't cha think?
Enjoy your run, but look out for the thunderstorm that just passed through here, it could be heading your way. :p
They are also making a Mission Impossible 4. I think by the third, you should stop. It should be some kind of law!!
I had a lot of fun at my reunion. I am sure you will too. It is fun to see people you forgot about!
I went to my reunion and here's my advice... DON'T GO! Save your money... its like $80 to attend. Go out and do something fun with your real friends... here was how I felt after mine ..."I haven't seen these people in 10 years and I've been fine, why did I try to remedy that?"
The only reason I’m even considering going is because I look hot and everyone else has gained weight.
LOL You crack me up, OKC. I think you're a good apple. You're the green M&M of the blogosphere.
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